i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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