i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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