He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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