haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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