do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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