she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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