I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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