So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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