Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We talked him into tasing himself.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Never underestimate the power of titties
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