Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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