I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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