Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Mom said you looked used
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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