It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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