I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i dont even know how to be here
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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