quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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