You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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