He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
