So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
