Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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