I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This house was built for laser tag.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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