why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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