what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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