fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
