You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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