Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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