I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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