just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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