She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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