READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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