Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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