my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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