It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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