she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize