Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Drunk is not a location!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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