Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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