Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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