It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
how does that bad decision feel?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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