Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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