I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
COCAINE IS GR8
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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