Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Dignity is for republicans.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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