yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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