Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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