I'm eating all of the evidence.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
A bitchslap is in order.
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