He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My life is pants optional.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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