This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
