He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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