Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
