How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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