Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
a search helicopter?!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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