so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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