ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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