You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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