I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
tell me about the fingering
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