There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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