Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he was CRYING into my vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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